Part I
So, this past weekend was another long weekend.
Vrydag was Vryheidsdag, or Friday was Freedom Day, the anniversary of the first fully-democratic elections in ZA back in 1994.
Tuesday was Worker’s Day, another day off, so most of the schools just gave up the ghost and gave everyone Monday off as well for a FIVE DAY WEEKEND (holy cow what a country!).
In honor of this festive idleness, we decided to take the occasion to visit
Cape Town.
While some opt to drive the 1464 km from PTA to CT, we decided to spend the dough on the two-hour flight.
We were put in touch with a guest house by friend Zinaid, called
Oakdene, in the Oranjezicht neighbourhood.
We arrived to a drizzle and chill, hired a car, and off we went.
After finding Oakdene in the dark and chatting amiably with the owners, it was off to bed.
Friday morning, we met up with Zinaid and Sarah (our maid of honor) for breakfast. They picked us up in Zinaid’s twin brother’s pimp-mobile and took us to their local swank breakfast joint for hipsters. After a delicious and large breakfast to fill the void left by air travel dinner, it was time to take Sarah to work over in Lion’s Head, which was over the mountains.
We should note, if you’ve never been to Cape Town, one of the most salient features of the city, besides being on a cape (the Cape of Good Hope) and thus on the ocean, is there’s a flipping mountain right in the middle of it (Table mountain, appropriately flat-topped). Many draw comparisons between CT and San Francisco, for the colorful 19th century homes, the hills, the bays, the chaparral-like vegetation (fynbos) and coincidentally, gay culture. But CT was also reminiscent of other west coast cities like Seattle or Portland (especially the weather).
Zinaid was off to work also, but armed with a hot tip for a good time (Hatfield Street) we were left to our own devises. So we trundled into the rental Corolla, and off in search of Hatfield Street. We didn’t find it at first, but being on holiday time; we didn’t care, and drove off merrily in search of other names for adventure.
The first new name for adventure was “getting lost in the industrial district”, soon followed by “hey, it’s the beach”. As the girls had dozed off, we parked at the beach and let them nap as we visited the Atlantic Ocean for the first time in many months, and never at this end.
Lulu woke up first and did a little beach combing with Jossie, and I checked in with Veronica, who continued to nap. After a good round of beach exploration, including iridescent shells and bounteous kelp, it was off to the aquarium. The weather had broken for a bit while we got our feet sandy, but when it started raining again we figured if we had to see that much water better to have it contained and full of fish than dumping on our heads with abandon.
The Two Oceans Aquarium, named for the imaginary confluence of the Indian and Atlantic that South Africa shares with Antarctica only, was fabled in the Lonely Planet as a place of greatness. We got to see lots of bizarre creatures of the briny deep, including giant crabs almost a meter tall, delicate purple sea-horses, and a water snake (yes, a real snake!) Other highlights included: the prehistoric-looking moray eels, the throbbing translucent moon jellyfish, seal and penguin feeding demonstrations, and an indoor amphitheater from which to sit back and enjoy a hujungous swaying kelp forest through which traverse gi-normous fish.

In typical Zanzot fashion, we left ready to find lunch. Following the advice of the LPG, we headed back towards Kloof Street and settled on Melissa’s café, a gourmet picnic market with tasty sandwiches and salads and deluxe warm drinks. After appeasing the rumbling fire gods that inhabits our tummies, we set off to explore the groovy mixed-use neighborhood of book shops, art galleries, shee-shee restaurants, cool Cape Dutch houses and a lovely rainbow. What to do next? Explore!

We headed back down Kloof Street and managed to find Hatfield Street, much later in the day than originally planned. We drove past the parliamentary buildings (CT is the parliamentary capital of ZA) and parked near the national library to find a park. We came upon the Company’s Gardens. The Company (not the CIA) is the VOC, or Dutch East Indies Company, which played a large role in the early settlement of ZA. They imported a lot of plants that were used in the Company’s Gardens, including oaks and other non-native beautiful plants (see above and below). These gardens are only a small fraction of their former area, but are quite glorious nonetheless. Again, our adventure was abridged by the sudden arrival of Modjadji, the rain queen, ushering us back to the Corolla.
After drying off a bit back at Oakdene, SMS’s back and forth with Sarah secured our dinner company. We enjoyed some Portuguese fare at the Dias Tavern, named for Bartolomeo Dias, the first European to round the Cape of Good Hope in 1487. The tavern had a rollicking atmosphere of a giant party, and featured a dish of meat impaled on a sword dangling over chips. We didn’t get this dish, but saw these swords of Damocles oscillating over the fried potato bits as they came rushing out of the kitchen. We did try the calamari, and trinchados, which is a rare-steak-in-sauce dish. The girls passed out at the dinner table from all the excitement.