Sunday, July 29, 2007

What’s magnetic in ZA?

The answer may surprise you. Of course, South Africa is a land of many metallic objects. She is famous for her metals, hewn from the earth by sinewy, hardened muscles. Gold and platinum are two expensive examples. The news daily focuses the attention on the fate of fine ounces of these metals. But neither of them are, alas, magnetic. Neither are diamonds which don’t even have the courtesy of being metallic!

So, what is magnetic in ZA? Many electronic door locks are made of strong electromagnets, but that’s not very different from in the ‘States, now is it? There are a lot of these locks, perhaps more than in the ‘States, but still that’s not interesting.

Here’s a challenge. Take a quarter, dime, penny, or nickel. Any US coin or in fact, even paper bills, and then try to pick them up with a magnet. Use as strong a magnet as you can find within a two mile radius, and chances are you will be sorely disappointed with their intercourse. You may now take a South African coin, if you are fortunate enough to have one. One rand, two rands, 10 cents, five cents, it matters not. Now take your widely sought magnet and just tease the coin with it. What happened? Did it leap at your magnet like an attention-starved puppy? It did? Oh yes of course it did! Because IN SOUTH AFRICA, COINS ARE MAGNETIC! Surprise!

But what else of note is magnetic? Surely, the well of magnetic secrets of ZA has not dried up, has it? The answer is no.

If you would like a refreshing beverage in ZA, you have many options. Glass bottles are available, although these are certainly not magnetic. Plastic bottles and juice boxes are also available, and offer delicious 100% juices, but neither bottle, box, nor juice is magnetic. But what about canned drinks? You may have enjoy a canned beverage, and upon extending you throat upwards for the last precious drops feel somehow as if there must be something more. As you lower the can, it feels as though there is a last swallow of drink hiding somewhere in the can. But there is no such thing. The can itself, is a bit HEAVIER than the typical can in the ‘States. Aha! A clue! What if we apply a MAGNET to the can? KA-CHING! MAGNETIC! Yes, cans in ZA are made of steel, and not aluminum, or even aluminium, as they call it here, and are thus MAGNETIC.

Will ZA reveal more of her magnetic secrets on our next trip? I certainly hope so!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Home safe and sound, part II

So here I sit, back in Alabama, with lightnin' fast wireless internet. As the previous post indicates, it may be worthwhile to check in every now and again for new material related to Africa and especially ZA. Things to look out for: How the Springboks do in the Rugby World Cup in France, when the spaghetti really hits the fan in Zimbabwe (okay, the spaghetti just keeps getting fed through the fan there, but when Mugabe finally stops destroying his country), and soon, I will tell you WHAT IS MAGNETIC in South Africa. The answer may shock you!

Interview with Femi Kuti

Here's an interview with Femi Kuti, son of the Nigerian creator of Afrobeat music, Fela Kuti, who died of complications from AIDS in 1997.
http://www.laweekly.com/music/music/femi-fatale/16844/

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Leavin' on a jet plane

Howdy folks, and goodbye.
My flight leaves tonite from Oliver Tambo International, and should have me home in about 25 hours. I've been scrambling to get everything in a state fit for my departure at home and at work.

My work here is unfinished, however. And while I've gotten a lot done, there's more to do on the main project I came to complete. So, plans are in the offing for a return trip, a shorter one, and possibly another after that.


So this is not adieu, but au revoir, ZA...

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Lekker Verjaardag, Madiba!

Yesterday was Nelson Mandela's 89th Birthday.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Triskadekaphobia!

Happy Friday the 13th, y'all.
This is Mma Jossie and my lucky day, as our first date occurred on such an occasion. I've been busy wrapping up my studies here at FABI, and missing the ladies terribly.
It's been a bit cold, although some days get up to 17 degrees (or about 65 F). Otherwise, not much to report.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Who's two? Lulu!



Yesterday was Violet's second Birthday. I did get to talk to her briefly, and she mentioned that I was in 'Toria. She's getting to be quite a verbal little one, as she'll need to be to keep up with her big sis. Happy, Happy Birthday, Lulu! Here's a couple of pix from her last day at school here, and one of her on a horseback ride at the Voortrekker Monument.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Home safe and sound

Hi Everyone,
I've just received word that the ladies are safe and sound back in Alabama. I'm still here for another two weeks or so, and I already miss them very much. They left on Friday night, in the middle of a party here at FABI, the annual meeting of the Society for the Presentation Of Outrageous Findings, or SPOOF. I gave a talk on some of my "inventions", and we all had a good laugh at the nerdy business we do.

After the talks it was party time, and the girls got to play and eat a bit before getting in the car for the 45 minute drive to OR Tambo International Airport just north of Jo'burg. Oliver Tambo was Nelson Mandela's law partner and also very active in the ANC in exile while Madiba was in Prison. He died in 1993, after the lift of the ban but before election.

So the ladies got to the check-in counter and I parked and came back for some last hugs and kisses. They had some difficulty at the ticket counter, but fortunately weren't saddled with overweight fees. So I helped entertain the kinders while Mum sorted the tickets.

Jo'burg to Amsterdam overnight, Amsterdam to Detroit, Detroit to Atlanta. If there are more details of note from the trip, I will relate them as I hear them. But I'm glad their back in oaks and hickories in Alabama once more.

Whither this blog? Perhaps I should change the name to Zanzot in ZA?, Will I continue to blog after my return? Perhaps a new blog? It's pretty fun I must admit.

In other news we are already making plans to come back. My microsatellite work is at a pretty good mothballing point, but I'll need to come back for a quick month or two to finish collecting data (hopefully), and Jossie is also trying to coordinate with the Architecture folks here as well. So perhaps I'll keep folks abreast of ZA news from home. I don't know...

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Birthday Safari

Howdy Folks,
and HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK to the girls!! Veronica is now 4 and Violet is very soon to be 2. What do you get for the girls who need no excess baggage? How about some giraffes and rhinos!
As a special birthday surprise, we decided to take the girls on another quest for the ellies. We opted not to go to Kruger National Park, which is about 4 hours away and is typically booked solid anytime near a weekend in winter, but rather go to Pilanesberg National Park, which is about 2 hours away. It's right next to Sun City, which dinosaurs of my era may remember from the 1980's cassette featuring artists dedicated to boycotting the casino/resort as a protest against Apartheid.

We decided to boycott the casino too, if only because taking a girl to a casino for her fourth birthday may seem to some like irresponsible parenting, especially if there aren't enough chips to share with her two year old sister.

So we headed up to P'berg after another trip to the Rosebank Craft Market down in Jo'burg. Sorry, apart from the bouncy castles, I can't say what all we did there in order not to ruin some surprises. Then, at naptime, we headed northwest past PTA to Pilanesberg, and managed to book into an Executive Safari Tent at the Bakgatla Camp. We actually arrived at the Mankwe Camp, and decided to move on, but not until we had availed ourselves of their bouncy castle.
We did find the Bakgatla Camp, just before dark, and after driving through Goat City, which was what Veronica christened the town along the edge of the park for salient reasons.

We arrived at the Executive Safari Tent, replete with running water and electricity and debarked the provisions for the night. We wandered through the camp in search of hilarity and the restaurant for the buffet dinner. We found the playground, which was in the dark, but well enough lit for a little extra birthday adventure. We then beheld a glowing in the northeast, over the mountains, and some patience bore the rising of the bright beautiful full moon. This may have partially explained the rousing chorus of "Bohemian Rhapsody" from one of the campsites, though clearly this was not the sole lubricant of the revelers' muse.

After a delicious all one could wish to eat dinner, including a lovely desert buffet, it was off to bed. While the tent was comfortable with its beds and mini-fridge, it did turn out to be insulated as a tent typically is. Fortunately for us there was also a space heater.

In the morning we found one of the promised amenities, a trampoline, but had to wait until after breakfast for the 2200-800 curfew to pass. Another fantastic buffet breakfast and back out to the trampoline. Also on site, the superette with extra provisions for lunch. And as the grown-ups provisioned, the Bakgatla Bouncy Castle appeared and drew the jumping feet along. It was tough to get the girls in the car for a day of game watching, but we managed.

We drove into the Park proper and set off for the first hide. Not much going on there. So back in the car. Shortly later we saw our first game of the day, some blue wildebeests. A few photos and onward!

Next we came across some warthogs, rooting about.

We turned off the paved road onto a nice gravel track and came upon a roving ostrich
As well as some animals we'd never heard of,
These here are red hartebeests, and we also came across tsessebes, which are another bok-like creature. For me, the boks held little interest until you learn to tell some of them apart.

We stopped in at the Pilanesberg Centre, which is under renovation, but which did have the shops relocated to tents. The Centre was fenced and had a nice view of a watering hole with more wildebeests gamboling.

We headed off to find a suitable picnic spot, and were flagged down by a fellow game watcher to alert us to a lion sighting not to far from where we were. Lions are one of the "Big 5", and when the locals start getting excited about it, you know it's a big deal. We headed to where we were told to go, but we didn't really need to scour the landscape. The lion sighting had caused a nice knot in the traffic, with people parking on both sides of the street in the lanes to stop and gawk at the King of the Beasts. We didn't really see them, and basically got frustrated with the agog game-watchers forgetting their motoring skills. And we were hungry, so we managed to wriggle out of the traffic and head for the picnic area.
We were rewarded with an encounter with a herd of giraffe.

Let me tell you, I was pretty riled up by the traffic episode, but giraffes exude a mellowness and poise that can just put you into a state of bliss by their company. I think giraffes are about one of my favorite things. Look at this one! It even has a heart shaped spot on it!
How can you not love these things?

We stopped for lunch at a picnic spot called Fish Eagle, overlooking a watering hole. We saw these lumps that I thought were hippos, but then I thought they were rocks. Then hippos, then rocks again. Then I took a picture, but I still couldn't tell. I'm pretty sure now that the rocks are in fact, hippos. They are chillin' here with some waterbuck
After lunch it was time for a rest, and we promised the girls we'd wake them up if we saw ellies. We didn't see elephants, but we did spy some rhino (probably white rhinos, which are NOT on the Big 5, though black rhinos are).


And also some zebra (which rhymes with Deborah, in the local parlance). As the girls woke up we spied some more zebra, wildebeests (these things are everywhere), warthogs, rhino, and even some baboons.
And on another tip, we found another traffic snarl which meant lions. There were 3 lionesses there, though I only saw one of them, she was about 60 meters off, and this was the best shot I could get.

The sun was going down, and we needed to get to the gate. On our way our we saw another rhino with a baby, and back at the first lion-related traffic snarl we found the lions were still there. This time we saw them, only about 10 meters off the road. A male and a female. But it was too dark to get any good photos.
So we left Pilanesberg after a good days Safari, even if no ellies, and a great start to the Birthday Week.